JOKES......Girls of nowadays will get pregnant 4 guys they only know by his twitter handle...That baby's gonna have a hash tag on his birth certificate

 Girls of nowadays will get pregnant 4 guys they only know by his twitter handle...That baby's gonna have a hash tag on his birth  certificate

 Blackberry users don't even care where they charge their phones. They will be at a funeral, using the socket close to the casket.

 Some people are the cause of their unemployment. How can Ur CV be 24 pages? If the Manager wants to read a newspaper, won't he buy  Vanguard?

 CONFUSION is when you go steal meat from the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot.

 PDP borrowed 1billion US dollars to fight Boko Haram.
 If APC gets there, they will borrow 10billion Euros to fight OPC.
 Save your complains

 You are 18yrs, your sugar daddy is 70yrs old, and you dey call am 'BABY'. sister he should be Your ANCESTOR.

 You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you got angry . Were you expecting her to say Wisdom and Understanding??

 When you are kissing your girlfriend, and you see the person owing you money. You be like

 LAST SEEN:
 Whatsapp- 1min ago
 BBM- 5mins ago
 Twitter- 2mins ago
 Text books- 31st Dec.

  My dear, the Devil has soaked Ur cane in kerosene

                                           Cited by...... @okey bakassi