JOKES 4 D DAY......You cannot say"i cant date you, i have a serious boyfriend"and be asking for money.GTB staff cannot receive salary from UBA

Girls if u are chatting with a certain dude and u are tired of the conversation, just tell him you are broke , you will be surprised....It works like magic.

You are using MTN and your boo is using ETISALAT, that is a long distance relationship

There is a reason your boo doesn't take pictures with you , don't force it with picmix

Are you feeling abandoned, neglected and you want your friends to have you at heart and constantly stay in touch? Borrow money from all of them and travel

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't mean it either. e.g Ada dis ur hair fine ohhhh

When a mosquito lands on ur testicles, you'll realise that there's always a way to solve problems without violence

It is not only ladies that fly at night that are witches. Once u 'visit' a guy without telling him u're on ur period, u're a witch

If your woman catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t dress like that.”

You cannot say"i cant date you, i have a serious boyfriend"and be asking for money.GTB staff cannot receive salary from UBA

Religion is when u blast Skelewu, Limpopo, Jaiye Jaiye & others from Monday to Saturday, then play Frank Edwards & Sinach on Sunday.

It is not only ladies that fly at night that are witches. Once u 'visit' a guy without telling him u're on ur period, u're a witch