Jokes.....You impregnated Dangotes' daughter and you want her to run an abortion? Is either you......

You impregnated Dangotes' daughter and you want her to run an abortion? Is either you Need
Prayers, You are a BASTARD OR u are a learner!

The RICE at the top of the COOLER was once at the BOTTOM of d pot, Be patient! U will smile when its your time!

Half naked girls are hot,while well dressed girls are beautiful...Hell is hot,while heaven is beautiful...the choice is yours.

My people, If You Stay In Good Terms With Your Land Lord, You Will Not Build Your Own House. So Fight With Your Landlord TODAY! LOL

Seeing girls with half of their Boobs showing on social networks is now like MTN advert, You see them 'Everywhere You Go!!!

Girlfriend: You've never smiled at me since we started dating.. BOYFRIEND: I thought u said u wanted a serious relationship.

Faith is using ur last N50 to buy Corn b4 entering a Bank, Reality is trekking home after ATM failed to release ur Card & Money

                                                               

                                                                                                                        jokes by @osuofiaa